Our future IoT dystopia
"you may go to a parking kiosk and rather than be presented with a $5 fee request, get confronted with low-res porn images"
Shit, how will I cope with being shown free porn instead of having to pay for something? As for your toaster spying on you, If you buy such crap all they're going to learn is that you're an IdioT.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
