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Grad sends warning to manager: Be nice to our kit and it'll be nice to you

Lord Elpuss Silver badge

Re: Elphin safety

"I keep a variety of hammers in plain view of all our printing devices."

"Every once in a while, Crowley picks a plant that is not growing too well and carries it around the flat to the other plants, telling them “‘Say goodbye to your friend. He just couldn’t cut it…'”. He then takes the plant out of the flat, and brings home “a large, empty flower pot” which he “leave[s] somewhere conspicuously around the flat”. Because of this, his plants are “the most luxurious, verdant, and beautiful in London”, but “also the most terrified”."

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