£100m funding ....
May just cover the consultants "entertainment" and "refreshments" expenses... But the bit that really made me laugh, was
" also cash for a .. hub where people can report low-level incidents"
Given how please respond to these anyway, this can be solved with a simple online form that POST's output to /dev//null .. then returns a random meaningless "CRIME" number (probably a UUID) which can be given to insurance companies.