Re: Is this a phone review or a camera review?
1 Darth Vader on helium
2. The call quality improves when in poor reception, but only near ley lines.
3. Very quickly if you accidentally short the battery with a spanner. Less quickly if you just use it to talk Darth Vader in an area of moderate signal.
4. It's okay changing nets, but for optimal experience carry your own net with you everywhere you go, trailing CAT 5 from a reel.
5 It depends what you have on your fingertips. Its probably best to wash *that* off, but at least wipe them on your trousers.
6. Around 5.6 Smoots, though this is dependant upon which side of the tinfoil you wear your headphones. The current trend is for outside the foil. So hot!
7. None, anyone who witnessed the coffee photo shoot may just assumed the same phone was being since they all look like glossy black rectangles.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
