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It was never a thing of beauty, it's a Fireship.

It was convenient and, being convenient, we used it - initially for our convenience and little else - then came SPAM, and that led to ADVERTISING, and the Internet became a way to get rich by selling useless crap (including politicians) to the innocent.

As I was browsing the Internet by St. Pauls,

A pretty young lady grabbed me by my ... hyperlink.

She said you look like a man of pluck,

Why not come and ... take this brief Internet Survey...

THE END.

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