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Sorry, Neil Armstrong. Boffins say you may not have been first life-form to set foot on the Moon

Voyna i Mor Silver badge

Simple explanation

Organic life develops on Moon.

Starts to worry about climate change and threat of asteroid impacts.

Decides it needs to colonise space.

Starts with the Earth.

Uses up all natural resources getting there.

Eaten by dinosaurs.

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