Reply to post: I wonder if they had the UKIPs on the moon in those days?

Sorry, Neil Armstrong. Boffins say you may not have been first life-form to set foot on the Moon

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I wonder if they had the UKIPs on the moon in those days?

Bloody cynabacteria, coming over here with your phycobilisomes, raping our reducing atmosphere. What's wrong with getting your energy from hydrothermal vents? You get back down to the Earth, you photosynthetic prokaryote cunts.

With apologies to Stewart Lee.

https://youtu.be/tKEsyIuTrO8

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