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However, there will be no warning before your lifestyle spontaneously reboots; you will not be able to change aspects of your lifestyle that SatNad thinks you must have; and every minute detail of your life(style) will be surveilled and data-mined in order to better understand how you use it (and to show you more relevant ads).
So, win-win -- at least, from the point of view of Miscrosoft-Microsoft.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
