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What if tech moguls brewed real ale?

Unep Eurobats
Gimp

Apple cider

Only £9.99 a pint. The glass must be held right and includes a Notch at the rim to keep your hipster moustache free of froth. Other brands offering their alcoholic beverages in cyclindrical receptacles will be sued.

Made from water in a mysterious process by master brewer S Jobs.

Tasting notes: distinct flavour of rainbows with a subtle hint of unicorn.

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