My ex-wife was putting on weight so she got hold off a recipe for "Fat burning soup". The smell of this stuff cooking was bad, it had a *lot* of cabbage in it. Then the farts, OMG, this woman could have won the Olympic fartathon if they had one.
Targeted ads. would have to have been, " Why cabbage is not sexy" or something similar :(
Happy Friday everyone! <single now, so goes to pub>