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UK taxman has amassed voice profiles of 5.1 million taxpayers

macjules Silver badge

"For your continued security please provide us with the answers to these 2 simple questions:

1) What do fish breathe through? (Gill)

2) What is Britain's favourite drink (Tea)

Now, in regards to the outstanding £5000 on your tax account how do you wish to plead?

I have recorded your response of Gill Tea, is that correct?"

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