Re: Magic Rituals
Engineers addressed the temperature issue, and performed a structured recovery of the affected devices and the affected downstream services.
Translation:
"We unfortunately re-arranged the server stacks into a pattern which very closely resembled the dread sigil Odegra. After realising this and and recording temperatures of extreme cold and heat at the same time we made a decision to switch off the power. Unfortunately every website hosted in the North Europe zone will now be displaying 'Hail the Great Beast, destroyer of worlds!'.
Microsoft apologise for any inconvenience caused"
Biting the hand that feeds IT
