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Re: I've tried refusing lettuce

Just point out that, thanks to the use of human waste as a fertiliser and not all of it being kosher, as it were, E.Coli now grows on lettuce (notably iceberg lettuce) and, if it's all the same to them, you'd rather not ruin their carpet as you die of the galloping trots.

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