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User spent 20 minutes trying to move mouse cursor, without success

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Re: Speaking of which,

any hot tips on how to clean mousewheels?

First find your most hated colleague and tell them you would like to massage them. When they lay down with their back facing upward, proceed to rub them with the mousewheel. Apply the mousewheel in small circular motions to increase the effectiveness of the cleaning. Similarly, the mouse ball can be cleaned in similar manner. After the mousewheel is cleaned, proceed toward the exit as fast as you humanly could to avoid withdraw effect from your colleague.

Warning: do not make any sudden sound or reaction when you see disgusting particulars coming out.


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