I'd happily pay $800 to not have one...
Tesla should offer an option to explicitly remove all this dangerous nonsense. What if one's teenager borrows the car, accidentally or intentionally turns it on, and is somehow killed?
As with my slightly-famous UPS Rant, I'd happily pay an extra $800 to have a Tesla without any Autopilot. Not that I'm planning to buy a Tesla anytime soon.
To be clear, same thing applies to any of these present-day self-crashing death traps. I like Automatic Braking and similar 'oversight' safety feature, but not these silly things.