Reply to post: Re: Quality testers

Keep your hands on the f*cking wheel! New Tesla update like being taught to drive by your dad

Rob D.

Re: Quality testers

Heavenly support: Hello, we are the Angels of Tesla(*). How may I assist?

Recently deceased user: I seem to have died when the car swerved off the road and hit a tree with Autopilot engaged.

Heavenly support: I'm very sorry to hear about that. We take our testing very seriously so what you describe sounds extremely unusual. Would you mind rebooting the car and driving the same section of road again to see if it works this time?

(* - Only available with Premium support.)

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