Re: Indeed on the pork ...
why I always take off my wedding ring when working on electrical stuff
Oldest brother (he of the tree surgery ownership) has a very flimsy wedding ring. The theory being that if his hand is caught in a tree and held in place by the wedding ring, he can break it quite easily.
Personally, I'd take mine off if I was doing something risky[1]..
[1] ie - not sitting in a nice warm office, looking at dodgy websites..