Re: ILS 101
Please accept an Upvote for that nice line.
On the bright side, they're experts with Pivot Tables, which they feel qualifies them for a Fields Medal.
It could easily be used to describe a good-sized minority of corporate fauna throughout the world (and a solid majority of everything above middle management, especially in the truly woeful US and UK worlds of corporate imbecility): they fanny about with Excel, get some cells to go red and imagine they know all about IT. They'd be funny if they didn't do so much damage.