Reply to post: Re: My wife would tend to agree with the more negative reactions

Foolish foodies duped into thinking Greggs salads are posh nosh

Cuddles

Re: My wife would tend to agree with the more negative reactions

"think of a factory somewhere with an enormous Whisky sized vat, with a mixing hook the size of the titanic's rotor, stiring a pink mush with the dna of 10000 dead pigs, with blood being added until the original grey sludge is just the right shade of Gregg's pink, slowly being squeezed out through a hole, the diameter of a small child, ready to fill some pastry somewhere."

Great, now I'm hungry.

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