Who gots popcorn? Ah, CMOT Dibbler?
Mmmm, fresh and hot.
Thank you, there you go, have a nice day, kthanxbai
You'd buy popcorn from CMOT Dibbler?
Sober?
It might be corn, but only marginally 'popped' - and some of the kernels might not be corn at all (teeth, rat faeces)
Basically - Only if I had Cohens new teeth.