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BOFH: Their bright orange plumage warns other species, 'Back off! I'm dangerous!'

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"Which is why I always carry a carrot for self-defence,"

And now I need a new keyboard.

On a related note, coffee ejected through the nose does not feel wonderful. But hey, I must have absorbed some of the caffeine through my nasal cavity cuz I'm definitely awake now.

And yes, I do know better than to drink my coffee while reading BOFH.

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