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BOFH: Their bright orange plumage warns other species, 'Back off! I'm dangerous!'

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Re: Hazard creation

There was a guy in Israel who had my favourite accident. Wife saw cockroach in toilet and sprayed entire can of insect spray down it. Hubby went for a cheeky combined poo and cigarette break. Dropped lit butt, got burns to naked butt.

The ambulencemen were laughing so hard that they dropped him down the stairs and broke both his legs. Oops.

Does laughing at that make me a bad person?

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