Reply to post: Re: loos at home are notable for their lack of written instructions.

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Alistair Dabbs

Re: loos at home are notable for their lack of written instructions.

The deputy head at my school once had to contend with an unknown pupil who'd been crapping on the toilet seats, either deliberately or through some illness, disability or whatever - we never found out who was doing it. Anyway, the deputy head made a half-decent joke while giving the mystery culprit a warning at the end of morning assembly: "When making a deposit at the bank, don't leave change on the counter."

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