Our toilets are terrible
The worst toilets I've ever had in an office. Perhaps I should invite Dabbsy around to inspect them.
The 2 cubicles will block at least once per day. The cleaners put up a helpful sign reading: "Please do not put too much toilet paper down the toilet".
And someone scribbled in biro underneath: "I'll eat it then".
After many years of following the Viz advice of "take all your shits at work and get paid for doing them", I now just wait till I'm home, or if I'm desperate, walk into town and use the ones at the shopping mall that are - actually - well maintained.