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Bowel down: Laxative brownies brought to colleague's leaving bash

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Do Not Pass Go - Do Not Collect 200 Pounds.

Or in this case a large part of a pharmaceutical company I worked at were being made redundant.....

The day came & apart from a few arriving in some form of fancy dress (A man in kilt flashing his comedy plastic gentitals\sporran was one) & high spirits, however at least two others were determined to be nasty.

Excrement (dog) was smeared on on door handles & alcohol poured into the water containers, someone was caught on reviewing security footage for one of the acts & instead of walking out with a 40K severance cheque at 12pm, was handed a P45 at 11.40 & escorted from the premises with only his normal wages.

I wouldn't have fancied explaining that one on arriving home.

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