"Well, if we're going to stereotype. Oddlegs, you sound like you have a white gammon face, with little to nothing to worry about in terms of false positives, as the public events you'll be attending won't have facial recognition. Chelsea Flower Show? O/C Boat Race by chance?"
Gosh, yes. What an agreeable life we 'gammon' types lead. You should try it; it costs no more to stand on the bank of the Thames watching the Boat Race than it does to attend the NHC. Pimms is not more expensive than Skunk.
Or would that be Cultural Appropriation?