Re: There's an island somewhere...
“Phones will have buttons running parallel on both sides, so that pressing the one on the right means you also press the one on the left”
Yes. This. The plonker who put the volume controls on the opposite side to the off button. You know which phone I’m talking about.
And if anyone tells me I’m holding it wrong I’ll ... I’ll... Let’s put it this way. It may not fit sideways but I’ll have a damn good try.