Re: Had the fire brigade called to a five star hotel, in Malta....
"Conveyor belt toaster. Absolute rubbish."
You did not take the 'Training course' to use one !!!
1. Don't be the 1st one to use it ....... it will be too cold.
2. Allow people to jump the queue in front of you until someone gets 'Bread nuked to ash' due to repeat toasting of bread slice. :)
3. Gently waft the smoke out of the way and place your bread slices on the conveyor.
4. Perfectly toasted bread slices.
5. Depart quickly before toast is cold ....... and before next person in queue gets 'Bread nuked to ash'.
Simples :) ;)
Biting the hand that feeds IT
