Just the thing to make Big Brother happy
A mandatory Happyness Chip, that keeps Big Brother alert of how happy you are with him. And, if not will automagicaly schedule a few quick appointments at the reeducation center, if needs be... I'm sure Mr's Junker and, Barnier would happily pass a mandate to make this compulsorily for the entire EU... Sans its Migrant Workers, who are set to inherit Europe anyway.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
