It's the
Peroni
And
Related
Intoxicants
Service
Project.
I must say that simply getting a keg and a glass is far reducing the efforts required than an automated delivery service.
The challenge is keeping the snacks and pork scratching's crispy long enough for the keg to run out.
The challenge for the really movement impaired Reg hack though is the automated toilet desk chair.
I'm suddenly associated Reg staff as the people in the Wall-E movie ... Perhaps they need to get out more and do a camera review or see how far their wifi can be used from the door or other low strain IT japes...
Biting the hand that feeds IT
