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My PC makes ‘negative energy waves’, said user, then demanded fix

Milton Silver badge

"Some wireless mice are fairly lightweight. My preference is for a wireless mouse because even gentle drag from the cord is distracting ..."

BluTackiPedia: of the 10,000 Uses for BluTack, listed at Number #6,741 is "Tack down the rodent's tail at the edge of the desk with about four inches to spare".

I too found the drag of the tail irritating, and found My Malleable Mate was just the ticket.

In case anyone's interested (and you really, really aren't), at #7,173 is "Stop the bloody USB hub sliding all ovet the place", with a late, topical entry at #103: "Secure Faraday-Bacofoil Around Imbecile".

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