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My PC makes ‘negative energy waves’, said user, then demanded fix

CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

Re: A solution

what if my chakra is already so polished that my chi keeps sliding off it?

That's OK, we also supply Spiritual Sandpaper. It looks like regular 80gsm A4 printer paper, but has been specially energised by our experienced monks to ensure that your chi-chakra interface works properly.

Available now at a bargain price of £2.99 per sheet.

(Warning: each sheet is only usable once and then must be disposed of properly. We also offer a disposal service at a competitive rate of £2.99 per sheet. Terms and Conditions apply.)

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