Suggestions of how Assange can sneak out of the embassy reminds me of 'Allo 'Allo and the various hair-brained schemes for the British Airmen to escape...
British Airman - Julian Assange
Rene - The Ecuadorian Ambassador
Michelle "of the Résistance" - Pamela Anderson
HerrFrau Flick - Cressida Dick
Helga - Amber Rudd
Officer Crabtree - Nigel Farage
Painting of "The Fallen Madonna..." - Picture of Pamela Anderson in Baywatch swimsuit.
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