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What the @#$%&!? Microsoft bans nudity, swearing in Skype, emails, Office 365 docs

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old skool: seen on usenet:

>>>>> 8. The battery is fairly new.

>>>>

>>>> And fucked. Buy a new battery.

>>>

>>> You might be right, but is that the only way you're able to express

>>> yourself?

>>

>> Oh, dear, has the nasty man used a word you don't approve of? Well,

>> tough

>> titty.

>>

>

> You know, there was a time in this country - not a million years ago -

> when certain things were not said, and certain words were not used, in

> general social situations. That has changed, and now this sort of gutter

> language pervades almost all aspects of life. It hasn't improved

> anything, quite the reverse, and all it demonstrates is the inability of

> certain types to respect the language and other people.

History says otherwise

"What the fuck was that?" Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" General Custer

"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" Captain of the Titanic

"Thats not a real fucking gun." John Lennon

"Who's gonna fucking find out?" Richard Nixon

"Heads are going to fucking roll." Anne Boleyn

"Let the fucking woman drive." Commander of Space Shuttle "Challenger"

"What fucking map?" Mark Thatcher

"Any fucking idiot could understand that." Albert Einstein

"How the fuck did you work that out?" Pythagoras

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" Michaelangelo

"Fuck a duck." Walt Disney

"Why?- Because its fucking there!" Edmund Hilary

"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?" Joan of Arc

"Scattered fucking showers my ass." Noah

"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head." John F.

Kennedy

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