The perils of the Midlands!
"...Bloody southerners..."
"...You mean Northerners..."
As someone from the East Midlands, it always amuses me that I only have to go a few miles either North of South and immediately get the above sentiments.
We're pretty much in the middle!! lol
Mind you this thing sounds like a heart attack on a plate. As well as, frankly, disgusting. :)