Cringe with shame
Cringe with shame, for—
"Space, the final blunt-tier"
—weak, clumsy and beyond pathetic ... even by El Reg's determinedly, deliberately adolescent standards. Not clever. Not funny. Not challenging. Not worth so much as a wry smile. Simply witless.
I wonder, not for the first time, how your otherwise excellent organ might perform if it employed even a single adult editor?
For the last time, I ask: do you really think that even one solitary visitor comes here for what you fondly, and utterly misguidedly, believe is "clever" punning?
It really isn't.