"...if you ignore the headlines."
El Reg's headlines (and especially the sub-headlines) are generally quite lovely. Typically very accurate and often hilarious.
But the wider media has recently (about 5 years) become horrific in their headlines. Combination of pure ignorance, bad grammar, and desperately seeking clicks. It's all like, "NASA Develops Faster Than Light Spaceship" and "Man 3D Prints Car". The dimwitted that walk amongst us actually believe these headlines.