Re: Brand new
"Your brat and countless others like him are just one of the many sources of frustration that make modern air travel so tiresome."
I too feel that every passenger I don't personally know and like makes air travel more tiresome. If each flight only carried the crew, myself, and a few of my friends, it would definitely be more convenient and enjoyable.
Air travel is also too expensive. It ought to be free for me and people I like (who of course would be the only passengers allowed under this scheme anyway).
Fortunately, I have discovered a cunning way to achieve this. One need only be the spoiled child of an extremely wealthy family. I suggest AC investigate this possibility.