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Cyborg fined for riding train without valid ticket

Chris King Silver badge

"Nah, you can have at most two cards that way - assuming you want them in your hand"

Left hand for travel pass, right hard for building access control, left buttock for Tesco Clubcard ? That gives a whole new meaning to "unexpected item in the bagging area".

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