Nobody writes code anymore, they cut'n'paste it from Stack Overflow
This just in:
Mainframes are now extinct as polls in the 1990s said they would be.
Cobol is completely out of DP as polls in the 1990s said it would be.
All enterprise IT is done in browsers running java applets as polls in the 1990s said they would.
And my favorites du jour:
England now 350 million quid per week richer thanks to a poll a couple of years ago.
The United States of America's political swamp is now drained thanks to a poll last year.