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There ain't half been some clever bastards

(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)

There ain't half been some clever bas-tards.

Einstein can't be classed as witless.

He claimed atoms were the littlest.

When you did a bit of splitting-em-ness

Frightened everybody shitless

There ain't half been some clever bastards.

Now that we've had some,

Let's hope that there's lots more to come.

- Ian Drury