Re: This is what happens when...
I have a bit of code here at work with a comment before it that says (and I quote!), "A seriously egregious hack, but we have to do it..." Of course, I'm the one who wrote it... and it really had to be an egregious hack in order to function properly.
(AC 'cos actual comment in actual code from $employer)
Of course, my favorite is "TEMPORARY, I HOPE HOPE HOPE" in the final version of the Apollo 11 sourcecode. Apparently it worked.