Alanis Morissette? I don't get it...
(then again I don't like her "music", nor 'that whiny style' from the 90's in particular, so maybe that's why I don't get it)
But since Apple (apparently) isn't a cloud provider, they gotta use SOMEBODY's cloud server...
/me thinks that if you store your data [strongly] encrypted, such that ONLY YOU have the decrypt key, then it could be stored in a publically viewable place and STILL be secure.
[then it wouldn't matter who snoops or subpoena's your data, it will be worthless to them]
Or, just don't 'iCloud' anything. There's an invention called an SD card. you could store things on THAT, instead.