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Batteries are so heavy, said user. If I take it out, will this thing work?

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"The actual computer, not the thing next to it that I put CDs in and plug flash drives and my keyboard and stuff into."

Stockbrokers. 1980s. When we rolled out a load of dumb green screen terminals, they insisted on referring to them as "the computer".

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