Exorcism Lesson 1
Benigno Palilla: Don't cross the streams.
Novice Exorcist: Why?
Benigno Palilla: It would be bad.
Novice Exorcist: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
Benigno Palilla: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously, and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Cardinal Fang: [shocked gasp] Total protonic reversal.
Novice Exorcist: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Benigno.