Ahhh technology...
...you know the person paying by phone....it's the one taking 10x longer than the person with a card.
C'mon, read my bloody finger print, c'mon...grrr hold on, try it at another angle, oh crap, now it's crashed, one minute.
Linus Torvalds pulls pin, tosses in grenade: x86 won, forget about Arm in server CPUs, says Linux kernel supremo
Decoding the President, because someone has to: Did Trump just blow up concerted US effort to ban Chinese 5G kit?
Trust the public cloud Big Three to make non-volatile storage volatile
HPE's cold storage digit: 2% growth better than a kick in the teeth – but it's no Dell EMC
Redis kills Modules' Commons Clause licensing... and replaces it with one of their own
OK, team, we've got the big demo tomorrow and we're feeling confident. Let's reboot the servers
Oracle sued for $4.5m after ERP system delivery date 'moved from 2015 to 2016, then 2017, then... er, never'
Linux love hits Windows 10 19H1 amid a second round of zombie slaying
Entrust Datacard lined up to unburden Thales of nCipher biz as price for Gemalto buyout
Infosec in spaaace! NCC and Surrey Uni to pore over satellite security
WTF PDF: If at first you don't succeed, you may be Adobe re-patching its Acrobat, Reader patches
Black-hat sextortionists required: Competitive salary and dental plan
CI/CD outfit Shippable shipped off to adopt the green tinge of JFrog
Fancy a .dev domain? They were $12,500 a pop from Google. Now, $1,000. Soon, $17.50. And you may want one
Software development and deployment? Yeah, we can help you with that...
Git money, git paid: GitHub waves larger wads of dollar bills to tempt bug hunters
How politics works, part 97: Telecoms industry throws a fundraiser for US senator night before he oversees, er, a telecoms privacy hearing
Google: Hmm, this government regulation stuff looks important. Let's stick some more lobbyists on that
Sueballs at the ready? Google promises end to forced arbitration after wave of staff protests
Northern UK smart meter rollout is too slow, snarls MPs' committee
ZX Spectrum Vega+ 'backer'? Nope, you're now a creditor – and should probably act fast
Oracle: Major ad scam 'DrainerBot' is rinsing Android users of their battery life and data
Samsung pulls sheets off costly phone-cum-fondleslab Galaxy Fold – and a hefty 5G monster
The bigger they are, the harder they fall: Peak smartphone hits Apple, Samsung the worst
Japan's Hayabusa 2 probe has got the horn for space rock Ryugu – a sampling horn, that is
Lunar lander's brief jaunt will place Israel as fourth country to make soft landing on Moon
Eggheads want YOU to name Jupiter's five newly found moons ‒ and yeah, not so fast with Moony McMoonface
Deton-8. Blastobox-3. Demo-1... One of these is the name of a SpaceX crew capsule test now due to launch in March
Now you've read about the bonkers world of Elizabeth Holmes, own some Theranos history: Upstart's IT gear for sale
Artificial Intelligence: You know it isn't real, yeah?
What's the frequency, KeNNeth? Neural nets trained to tune in on radar signals to boost future mobe broadband
EPIC demand: It's time for Google to fly the Nest after 'forgetting' to mention home alarm hub has built-in mic
Not so smart after all: A techie's tale of toilet noise horror
No yoke: 'Bored' Aussie test pilot passes time in the cockpit by drawing massive knobs in the air
'Occult' text from Buffy The Vampire Slayer ep actually just story about new bus lane in Dublin
You know the drill: SAP has asked Joe Public to name Munich arena so go forth and be very silly
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