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Farts away! Plane makes unscheduled stop after man won't stop guffing

SeanC4S

If you have IBS/SIBO take an osmotic laxative 36 hours before the flight. Or if time is short magnesium citrate or hydroxide 10 hours before. Then don't eat for 6 hours before the flight and not until you disembark. If it is 2 flights taking say 24 hours you are going to be pretty frigging hungry at the end of it. I don't think you would be allowed to take glucose solution on board with you these days to provide some harmless calories.

The joys of being old.

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