Reply to post: Re: Re:Except of course you can, in most supermakets.

Arrrgh! Put down the crisps! 'Ultra-processed' foods linked to cancer!

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Re: Re:Except of course you can, in most supermakets.

Many years ago, I used to work for "Smiff's Crisps" - the originators of "The Real Thing".

During that time, I remember seeing a copy of the company 'newspaper', carrying an article about 3 women who were the longest-serving production line operators. In the article, they reminisced about how Things Used To Be in Olden Days.

1. Pick up a cellophane bag, and blow into it to open it up

2. Pick up a handful of crisps from the line, and sling 'em in - put the bag to one side

3. Take a piece of the "blue waxed greaseproof paper", & dip it into the open tray of salt, and pinch fingers together to gather a reasonable amount

4. Twist the open ends of the paper together, throw in to the bag of crisps

5. Bring bag to mouth, and lick across the top (as with a postal envelope) then press the now-sticky open end of the bag closed, ready for packaging in larger collections for transport.

Small wonder you can't get the original things these days...

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