Re: 99.995% is impossible
"You laugh but an episode of Peppa Pig is banned in Australia...
(for saying spiders aren't dangerous, basically, which is a little bit misleading in Oz...)"
There's only three dangerous to people spiders in Oz, funnel web spider, jump spider, and red back spider. The jumping bird spider is only dangerous to birds, and that one that went viral carting a mouse up the side of a 'fridge, well it was just helping it's mate get to the cold cheese. As for the so called dangerous white tail spider, that one's a myth.