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Who wants dynamic dancing animations and code in their emails? Everyone! says Google

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Oh dear, M'Lud

"So the plaintiff claims the abused sent her a lewd video with her face edited into a sex act, along with a blackmail demand for sex or $10,000 to delete the file?"

"Yes, m'Lud."

"But when you, the plaintiff's attorney, opened the AMP email, the video showed only a dancing cat?"

"Yes, m'Lud"

"May I?" [His Lordship reaches for the smartphone]

>tap< >swipe< >tappity<

"Ah, here we are... Now it's trying to sell me a cheap holiday. Is this all the evidence you have?"

" . "

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