Oh dear, M'Lud
"So the plaintiff claims the abused sent her a lewd video with her face edited into a sex act, along with a blackmail demand for sex or $10,000 to delete the file?"
"But when you, the plaintiff's attorney, opened the AMP email, the video showed only a dancing cat?"
"May I?" [His Lordship reaches for the smartphone]
>tap< >swipe< >tappity<
"Ah, here we are... Now it's trying to sell me a cheap holiday. Is this all the evidence you have?"
" . "